Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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