i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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