Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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