Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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