Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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