i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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