fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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