is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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