i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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