Well apparently he's into motor boating.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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