I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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