i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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