Sry I called you an 8
if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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