I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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