I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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