If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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