I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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