Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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