no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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