she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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