Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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