Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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