My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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