Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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