She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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