I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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