just come out here and I will go home with you...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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