I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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