Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I need to calm my uterus...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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