Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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