This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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