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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask