Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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