If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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