just come out here and I will go home with you...
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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