Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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