I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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