i permit you to call me
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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