He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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