I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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