lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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