I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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