You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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