I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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