i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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