i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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