Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
When are your genitals available?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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