I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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