At least make sure they are 18
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You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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