new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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