that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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