What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
operation have a gay friend backfired
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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