you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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