everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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