I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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