Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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