Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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