Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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